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Alexa Feed The Kids Funny Retro Housewife Kitchen Towel
$16.00
Let Alexa handle dinner—if only! This funny kitchen towel features the phrase “Alexa, feed the kids” alongside a classic vintage housewife design. Soft, absorbent, and full of sass, it’s perfect for busy parents with a sense of humor.
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Some Days You Wish Alexa Could Do It All
Modern parenting meets vintage sass with this hilarious kitchen towel that reads: “Alexa, feed the kids.” Featuring a classic retro housewife illustration and a sentiment every busy parent can relate to, this towel adds a perfect touch of humor to your daily routine.
Crafted from soft, absorbent fabric, it’s ideal for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or just hanging in the kitchen to get a well-deserved laugh. Whether you're microwaving mac and cheese or preparing a full meal (again), this towel has your back—with a wink and a little sarcasm.
A great gift for moms, dads, teachers, or anyone juggling life with kids and secretly dreaming of a robot chef. It’s the perfect mix of functional and funny, with just the right amount of retro flair.
This towel is printed with permanent sublimation ink. It is 16” x 28”, super soft and ultra-absorbent professional weight waffle weave that holds more than 8x its weight in liquids but dries 2x faster than traditional fibers. Clean, dry, and polish, to a lint free and streak free shine in your home, office or vehicle.
Colors on monitors can vary so the image may be slightly different from what you see on the screen.
Overall dimensions: 16” x 28”. Stitching may cause the measurement to vary up to ½”.
100% Polyester, sublimation printed with permanent ink that bonds with the fibers. Do not bleach.





