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The Last Time I Cooked Hardly Anyone Got Sick Retro Housewife Funny Kitchen Towel
$16.00
Add a dose of humor to your daily chores with this hilarious retro-inspired kitchen towel featuring the cheeky phrase: “Last time I cooked, hardly anyone got sick.” Made from soft, absorbent fabric that’s perfect for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or simply showing off your wit. With its vintage housewife design and bold personality, this towel makes a great gift for home cooks, hostess friends, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their seasoning.
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"Last Time I Cooked, Hardly Anyone Got Sick" – A Towel That Says What We’re All Thinking
Bring humor and vintage charm into your kitchen with this funny and functional towel that’s perfect for cooks who don’t take themselves too seriously. Featuring a retro housewife illustration and the boldly cheeky phrase “Last time I cooked, hardly anyone got sick,” this towel is guaranteed to get a laugh from family, guests, or anyone peeking in while you’re whipping up your latest culinary masterpiece (or disaster).
But don’t let the humor fool you—this towel is more than just a conversation starter. Made from soft, highly absorbent material, it’s ideal for drying hands, wiping down counters, or tackling those unexpected kitchen messes. Durable enough for everyday use, yet stylish enough to display, it brings personality and practicality together in one delightful design.
Whether you’re looking to spruce up your own kitchen or searching for a unique gift, this towel is perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Mother’s Day, or just because. It’s a great pick for anyone who loves to cook… or at least loves to laugh about it.
This towel is printed with permanent sublimation ink. It is 16” x 28”, super soft and ultra-absorbent professional weight waffle weave that holds more than 8x its weight in liquids but dries 2x faster than traditional fibers. Clean, dry, and polish, to a lint free and streak free shine in your home, office or vehicle.
Colors on monitors can vary so the image may be slightly different from what you see on the screen.
Overall dimensions: 16” x 28”. Stitching may cause the measurement to vary up to ½”.
100% Polyester, sublimation printed with permanent ink that bonds with the fibers. Do not bleach.